Christmas Jokes for Kids

Bring a little extra laughter to the holiday season with this collection of funny Christmas jokes for kids!

Whether you’re simply looking for something to bring a smile to a grumpy face in the morning or want to entertain the kids as you wait in long lines while holiday shopping, a few Santa jokes for kids will give you the ammunition you need. You might even find that these bring a chuckle to you, as well!

Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Santa Jokes For Kids

What do you call Santa when he’s broke after the holidays?
Saint Nickle-less

How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one. Then it’s not empty anymore!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish

Why did Santa plant three gardens?
Because he likes to HO HO HO.

What do you get when Santa goes down the chimney when there is still a fire in the fireplace?
Crisp Kringle

What do you call it when Santa decides to take a break from delivering presents?
A Santa Pause

Did you know that Santa is really good at karate?
Why else would he have a black belt!

What do you call kids who are afraid of Santa?
Claus-tro-phobic

What goes “Oh, oh, oh” at Christmastime?
Santa walking backwards.

Who brings gifts to cats and dogs at Christmas?
Santa Paws

Knock-Knock Christmas Jokes for Kids

Knock-Knock
Who’s There?
Olive
Olive who?
(sing) Olive the other reindeer…

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new video game this year.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys not me getting coal in my stocking this Christmas!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho Ho
Ho Ho who?
You really need to work on your Santa impression!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Wait…Santa comes down the chimney, not through the door!

Other Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Only when it’s in the dictionary.

How do Spanish sheep say “Merry Christmas” to each other?
Fleece Navidad!

What’s the difference between the alphabet at Christmas and the regular alphabet?
The alphabet at Christmas has Noel.

What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You come down with a case of "Tinsel"-itis!

What do you get when you cross a sleigh bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling pretty crummy this morning!

What is in December that isn't in any other month in the year?
The letter "D"!

What is mom’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night

What reindeer does the best job in cleaning up?
Comet

Why is it so cold around Christmastime?
Because it takes place in Decembrrrrrr!

Christmas Jokes

What are your favorite funny Christmas jokes for kids? Do you have favorite Santa jokes for kids that you share with your children? We would love to hear them!

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