Sorry, not sorry.
Because they're cute when they're babies, but then they grow up.
But then you check on them every 30 minutes to see if they're breathing.
But it's so fun to see their faces.
Until they puke on you.
It's never a good present. Like, ever.
It's like they're alllllwwaaayyyss hungry, y'all.
Let the binge-watching begin!
Be careful, they sense weakness.